Most of my memories from about 5 on are sequential and run like a movie in my head, only with sensational aspects like smell-o-vision [IMG]http://sc.webmessenger.msn.com/10.1.0323.0/session/images/emoticons/smile_regular.gif[/IMG]

However (and nobody ever believes me on this one) I have extremely clear memories well before the age of 5 - they are simply non-linear and not at all time-associated or language-based ------- instead they are much more intensely tactile and visual. I have...

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[/U][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2]Sometimes I am asked what I do for fun. This is a prime example. I animated the pig to fly.
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