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California Violates Church/State Endorses Satanism

Posted 7 Nov 2010 at 23:28 PM by spanner

From the files of: One-eyed Cricket Makers A Subsidiary Of "Bee Like Me"

California Defies Separation Of Church and State - Endorse Satanism
Schwarzenegger bans welfare cards at psychics

Nov 2, 12:08 am ET
LOS ANGELES – Gov. Arnold Schwarzeneger says welfare recipients can no longer use state-issued debit cards at medical marijuana shops, psychics and other businesses whose services have been deemed "inconsistent with the intent" of the program. The Los Angeles Times reports that Schwarzenegger sent a letter to county welfare directors Monday announcing that ATMS and point-of-sale card readers in such businesses will be removed from the network that accepts California's Electronic Benefits Transfer cards. Other businesses affected by the ban include bail bond establishments, bingo halls, cruise ships and tattoo parlors. In June, Schwarzenegger barred welfare cards at casino ATMs following a Times report that CalWORKS cards were being used to withdraw cash in more than half the casinos in the state.

Trick or Trojan?: Oregon couple hands out condoms on Halloween

Oregon Couple Encourage Kids To Have Sex On Halloween Call Newspaper To Brag About Their Efforts

November 18, 2010
SILVERTON, Ore. -- Some teenage trick-or-treaters received condoms in their bags on Halloween in Silverton. Daniel and Kathleen Harris told The Statesman Journal the free condoms were part of their effort to promote health. They also handed out toothbrushes as well as candy bars. The father of one 14-year-old girl who received the condoms, Daniel Cote, was offended and said it was inappropriate to give them to children without the parents' consent. “If she wants to hand out condoms to her teens that’s fine," Dr. Daniel Cote said. "But on the other hand I don't believe she should disrespect my values. and assume it's okay to provide my children and other people's children with the same contraceptives.” Kathleen Harris says giving the condoms to the 14-year-old was a mistake. She says their usual practice is to ask teens if they're 16 or older and to give them a speech on safe sex.

Problamo Widt Mericano El' Phono

Hello, could I speak to Jose' Varvaqaiz, please.

Dis iz Jose'

Are you the baby of the family, because I see here that the person I am wanting to speak to is Jose' Varvaqaiz, Sr., the man of the house?

I yem Jose' Varvaqaiz, jr..

Is your daddy at home, junior?

I yam ze dadya!

Are you Jose' Varvaqaiz, Sr.?

No, I am Jose' Varvaqaiz jr.!

Jose' honey, can I speak to the man of the house?

I am des meen of ze house!

So I am speaking to Jose' Varvaqaiz, Sr.?

Non, I yam dez Jose'

Can I please speak to the daddy of the house dear?

I yim ze dadye!

Honey, I know this is fun and games, and all that, but could I please speak to the man of the house or the daddy of the home?

I yim de dadye and I yem de man of ze house!

I will call back later Junior, when your daddy is at home, have a good day.

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