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The Intersection of Procrastination and Reboot

Posted 5 Dec 2009 at 17:54 PM by livelywoodsprite

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[LIST][*] The LivelyWoodsprite is suffering a marked and prolonged bout of de-motivation and has been actively committing decisively-planned brain-re-booting maneuvers.

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However, she has recently come to the sneaking suspicion that this was all a plot designed by the pre-frontal cortex to avoid the real work at hand. There may have been some collusion with other unspecified areas of the brain as yet to be revealed.

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Apparently, at the onset of the more acute symptoms there was, in conjunction with a distinct lack of caffeine in the bloodstream, an emotional event which overtaxed the beleagured limbic area, a chronic lack of sleep-mode complicated by incoherent and mislabeled strands of dream-state backlog intervening in the mundanity of every-day-life to the extent that the resulting matrix of illuminated imaginary binary cirrus cloud cover was intermittently stoccated by emphatic requests from the migdla for relief.

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Subsequently, all purposeful functionality has been temporarily postponed in favor of re-ordering the universe to fit the new dynamic as proposed in Table-10B, on page 105 of your briefing. It just seems simpler and less expensive than the aforementioned alternative.

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Tech support has been consulted and they are sending up their best g33k. He loves this part of the job.


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In the interim, spin efforts have produced a credible story to feed the media regarding the current lack of production.

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    We are in receipt of your request and have forwarded your inquiry to the rain check department. This ticklish situation puts me in something of a predicament and I hope to rectify any stumbling blocks currently missing in the paperwork. Media outlets have been apprised and we LQQK forward to muddying up the waters further with our matchless record.
    Posted 6 Dec 2009 at 08:58 AM by John Clearwater John Clearwater is offline
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    As formerly apprised by the party to which we earlier referred, the extended lack of motivation which caused the interference in question has been rectified by the application of several federally controlled substances and an RF shield in the form of a simple tinfoil hat. The benefit of the tinfoil hat far outweighs its facetious appearance, as it not only a barrier to radio waves, but also alpha, beta, delta and theta waves originated within the brain itself. I am now comfortably self-contained and ready to be frozen by aliens for my long journey home . ...
    Posted 6 Dec 2009 at 14:05 PM by livelywoodsprite livelywoodsprite is offline
 

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