I'm a nostalgic fellow. For whatever reason I started thinking about the first time I heard this song, a classic from Led Zeppelin, and one of my all time favorites.

I had just left Fairbanks, Alaska to meet my girlfriend Emily, destined to be a Playboy Playmate at the airport in Oakland, California. It was the summer of 1977; I was 16 and so far out of my element that my black, skin-tight felt pants could barely hide my bulging erection.

I was head over heels infatuated...

Above Top Secret Can Blow Me

There. I said it.

I mean, who was I kidding really? I bent over backwards to be Mister Polite to you cocksuckers, and you still ban my trolling ass? Four times? Sure, maybe the “451” in my gmail address was your clue, but I need to be able to flip you government motherfuckers the bird somehow, don’t I? It would make 911 truthdom so much less fulfilling if I couldn’t.

I confess I like stirring up the sheepish American...

In the Post 911 Apocalyptic world, the process of informing the public of the truth is as discouraging as it is painfully slow.

These days TV’s are everywhere…in some cities it’s difficult to find a restaurant without several big TVs in your face, and many simply cover entire walls with them. They (dis)grace grocery store checkout lines, and even pumps in gas stations, not to mention our cars and our phones.

The people don’t seem to even notice the babbling,...

(Continued from 911 for Psychos)

Remember the old joke about the three retired business owners?

Ralph, Joe and Mike, all old friends from the city, ran into each other at a cabana bar on a Florida beach. After initial greetings and conversations about family, they started asking about each other’s businesses.

Ralph said “My business burned to the ground, so I took the insurance money and came to Florida.”

Joe said “My furnace exploded,...

911 For Psychos





To my family.


One of the greatest feats of civilization occurred when a minority of sociopaths and psychopaths managed to convince the sane majority to emulate their behavior;...