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Old 2 Oct 2005 , 14:11 PM   #12
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Hmm, this Philbert is a tough nut to crack. Perhaps a new office will do the trick?

Here's the floorplan of the West Wing of the White House, where everyone is just a few steps away from the Oval Office. Currently the Oval Office is occupied by a dimwit moron puppet from Texas named Dubya Shrub. He spends most of his time giving speeches and relaxing on his ranch while the real power players run the country behind the scenes.

The two greatest indicators of status are the office's proximity to the president and the quality of their view. Exterior offices with windows, especially on corners, are considered the most desirable. But here in the West Wing, even an office on the ground floor means you're at the pinnacle of power.



1) Blake Gottesman, Special Assistant to the President and Personal Aide
2) Karen Keller, Special Assistant to the President and Personal Secretary
3) Scott McClellan, Assistant to the President and Press Secretary Stooge
4) Philbert Jayhan, Special Assistant to the Vice President for 9/11 Cover-Up Plans and Eventual Overthrow of the Government and Martial Law Dictatorship
5) Erin Healy, Assistant Press Secretary
6) J.D. Crouch, Assistant to the President, Deputy National Security Advisor
7 Steve Hadley, Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs
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9) Susan Ralston, Special Assistant to the President
10) Steve Atkiss, Special Assistant to the President for Operations
11) Mike Gerson, Assistant to the President for Policy and Planning
12) Joseph Hagin, Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff
13) Karl Rove, Assistant to the President, Senior Advisor to the President
14) Andrew H. Card Jr., Assistant to the President and Chief of Staff
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